I was outside Walgreen's when I saw a man dressed in last decade's jeans and this season's sneakers.
"Got any change for the bus?" he said as I approached. His teeth sparkled gold and yellow.
I artfully dodged him the way one dodges gum on the sidewalk.
"Merry Christmas, bitch," he added.
For whatever reason, this year people seem snarkier than usual. Maybe it's Texas; the weather this winter has been typical--for spring. Maybe it's because the holiday season started so early and we're all weary to the bones of Rudolph and Frosty and the Little Drummer Boy. Or maybe we're just tired of being told that if we love people we have to buy big rather than thoughtful.
It's the most stressful time of the year.
So now that Christmas Day is here--and almost over--I hope you're all feeling the holiday stress dissipate. Merry Christmas, folks.